Real Ultimate Power.

I just dropped my iron, and as it fell to the floor I caught it BY THE HANDLE. I swear to God I must be a ninja.

Other ninjastic achievements:

Throwing a peanut across the room directly into my friend's mouth, AS HE WAS CLOSING IT AND TURNING AWAY, because he thought I had given up.

Gracefully catching a horribly tossed essay returned by a professor after it had tumbled through the air twice. The guy behind me goes "holy shit, did you see that?"

Ability to do several different pen flipping tricks in quick succession.

Superhuman proficiency at Jenga.

Seriously, it's times like these I wish my Dad was alive so I could ask him if there's ninja blood in our family. Haha, just kidding. I'm glad he's dead.