Congratulations Eldy!

"From: Eldy-Wan Kenobi
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 6:42 PM
Subject: thus spake the Eldy

... and lo, on the 50th minute of the 18th hour of the 25th day of
the second month of the 2006th year of our Lord, in the year of the
reign of the second son of Bush, was a daughter born of 6 lb 10 oz in
the frigid land of the people of the North. The child was begat of
Eldy, son of See Te, son of "gramps" of the line of the O'Youngs and
of Priscilla, who was called "hey you" by those who did not recognize
her. The child was excellent in the eyes of her father and was named
Global Warming, for the days were filled with the smoldering, heated
air of the earth as it groaned under the yoke of the byproducts of
mankind. Then Priscilla smacketh Eldy, and the child was renamed
Valerie."

Now that is a funny human.