Oh No You DINNUNT!

Wading through a shallow sea of drafted posts, a quick text-bite too current and exciting to delay!

Girl was rocking her phone in class today, so I jacked it from her for the second time. Last time she rolled up to my desk all teary-eyed and begged for it back, made her write an apology letter in English and gave it back the next day.

Slipped it into my desk and thought about holding onto it for a week this time. But while I was busy giving out candy to my fanclub, the little runt STOLE IT BACK. I am shitting giddy bricks about how long I'm going to keep that thing once I get it back. This little girl is going to be socially disconnected for a long ass time.